course he is not dead ... Said he would have been perfect then surely a candidate for the Darwin Award . In any case, Lisa has told me now, what else was ever so, and it was not quite as spectacular as expected (no hostage taking, shoot-wild, romantic love scene between officials and the Alki ... shame!). However, I got from my favorite math and physics teachers (Which I never had in math or physics), the following statement on the story:
and DAS will be unspectacular? HERE fantastic so unlikely ... STOCKS, scaffold, publicly undressed! [...] So I know net what you still need (except precious good psychiatrist ...), but if the (quote) should be "completely unspectacular," I know nothing more harm ... * Stunned *
Because this announcement I am now but the end blogging here!
Gallant courage and demonic chants
# # # # FlashbackAfter a brief stint in the beautiful castle Erding begaben sich die junge, hübsche Prinzessin Lisa und der ehrenvolle Ritter Michael gen Aufhausen, damit der Ritter in glänzender Rüstung seinen Gaul rechtzeitig vor Ankunft der Drachen erreichen konnte. Auf dem Weg zum Pferdestall begab es sich aber, dass ein junger Wandergesell von bösen Dämonen heimgesucht wurde, die dafür sorgten, dass er der menschlichen Sprache nicht mehr mächtig und auch nicht mehr Herr seiner Sinne war. Der tapfere Ritter zögerte natürlich keinen Moment und zog sein Zauberschwert, um die Inquisitoren des Staates Bayerns zu berufen, sich des Jünglings anzunehmen. Der tapfere Ritter machte sich nach Vollendung seiner guten Tat alleine auf den Weg zu den Gäulen, auf die er dann 10-15min warten musste, yes because they abritten until about 0:44!
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It was now well in such a way that the officials in their blue Ross ... Patrol cars via radio at the control center's phone number inquired of the parents and then phoned them. The mother must be at night around 0:30 certainly happy animal have to have to pick up their intoxicated son. * waiting * muahaha
While the officials, the young Michael (ie the other) and the not so young Lisa (not quite as young as the Michael ... so the other) to the mother, the colleague probably still babbled quite crap and refused to do not fall over on to Lisa. In gratitude for this selfless Readiness for extra rest he gave them a feat for the good in which the stomach contents backwards ... well, you know! With this gift at the feet of Lisa knew in any case "a more beautiful end of the day can you ask not!".
from Audis and the mesh of the policemen
some point finally came the boy's mother said, but not much to it. Quote Lisa: "If looks could kill ..." The mother came to his duly Audi ... The car of choice when his son, as reiert ne fountain to go home must *.* Tip = Ingo: Interpreting painters tarp - keeps the most expensive Audi dry. Alternatively, large blue garbage bags - it has the advantage that they can stick to the later Audi (after the ride are indeed possibly even self-adhesive: D) and the Audi goes through then as a police car.
After the boy was properly packed in the trunk (just like I go out), threw the mother of Lisa still a volatile Thanks to (at least) and moved on. The police then took the identity of Lisa's still on ... Interestingly, had no personal interest in my carrion. So I think that officials such situations just use to the address / phone no. unsuspecting girls to come. Uniforms do indeed already sexy, but why not dust yet few extra numbers? I should have go to the police and the fire department, I could never take personal. (
Ok, that officials were neither true nor really like to have Lisa thanked the reason that, because they rumgurken for so nen had to pee-use, may have been pissed (haha. .. pee-use - ?.> pissed Got it) Well, rather pissed off than pissed about Lisa squinting * But what about the saying goes, "Would even learned something decent, boy!"
And the moral of the story: Let you never angry demons in a liquid form - the Inquisition will blame you
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