Saturday, August 15, 2009

Wwe Woman Carries Man

Altaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .....

.... why I experience almost always last, when, once again some F * CKING is a holiday? And why only when I want to get up and purchase just in front of Aldi? And why does the stupid holiday Assumption grad in BAYERN, so he is as staunch WÜRTTEMBERGER course completely neglected?? Not to mention that today Saturday and so I can go shopping not even TOMORROW ...

I could puke ... -.-

Wwe Woman Carries Man

Altaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .....

.... why I experience almost always last, when, once again some F * CKING is a holiday? And why only when I want to get up and purchase just in front of Aldi? And why does the stupid holiday Assumption grad in BAYERN, so he is as staunch WÜRTTEMBERGER course completely neglected?? Not to mention that today Saturday and so I can go shopping not even TOMORROW ...

I could puke ... -.-

Friday, August 14, 2009

Pilates Disc Problems

The End of the young Alcoholic

course he is not dead ... Said he would have been perfect then surely a candidate for the Darwin Award . In any case, Lisa has told me now, what else was ever so, and it was not quite as spectacular as expected (no hostage taking, shoot-wild, romantic love scene between officials and the Alki ... shame!). However, I got from my favorite math and physics teachers (Which I never had in math or physics), the following statement on the story:

and DAS will be unspectacular? HERE fantastic so unlikely ... STOCKS, scaffold, publicly undressed! [...] So I know net what you still need (except precious good psychiatrist ...), but if the (quote) should be "completely unspectacular," I know nothing more harm ... * Stunned *


Because this announcement I am now but the end blogging here!

Gallant courage and demonic chants

# # # # Flashback
After a brief stint in the beautiful castle Erding begaben sich die junge, hübsche Prinzessin Lisa und der ehrenvolle Ritter Michael gen Aufhausen, damit der Ritter in glänzender Rüstung seinen Gaul rechtzeitig vor Ankunft der Drachen erreichen konnte. Auf dem Weg zum Pferdestall begab es sich aber, dass ein junger Wandergesell von bösen Dämonen heimgesucht wurde, die dafür sorgten, dass er der menschlichen Sprache nicht mehr mächtig und auch nicht mehr Herr seiner Sinne war. Der tapfere Ritter zögerte natürlich keinen Moment und zog sein Zauberschwert, um die Inquisitoren des Staates Bayerns zu berufen, sich des Jünglings anzunehmen. Der tapfere Ritter machte sich nach Vollendung seiner guten Tat alleine auf den Weg zu den Gäulen, auf die er dann 10-15min warten musste, yes because they abritten until about 0:44!

# # jump back to the present # #
It was now well in such a way that the officials in their blue Ross ... Patrol cars via radio at the control center's phone number inquired of the parents and then phoned them. The mother must be at night around 0:30 certainly happy animal have to have to pick up their intoxicated son. * waiting * muahaha

While the officials, the young Michael (ie the other) and the not so young Lisa (not quite as young as the Michael ... so the other) to the mother, the colleague probably still babbled quite crap and refused to do not fall over on to Lisa. In gratitude for this selfless Readiness for extra rest he gave them a feat for the good in which the stomach contents backwards ... well, you know! With this gift at the feet of Lisa knew in any case "a more beautiful end of the day can you ask not!".

from Audis and the mesh of the policemen

some point finally came the boy's mother said, but not much to it. Quote Lisa: "If looks could kill ..." The mother came to his duly Audi ... The car of choice when his son, as reiert ne fountain to go home must *.

* Tip = Ingo: Interpreting painters tarp - keeps the most expensive Audi dry. Alternatively, large blue garbage bags - it has the advantage that they can stick to the later Audi (after the ride are indeed possibly even self-adhesive: D) and the Audi goes through then as a police car.

After the boy was properly packed in the trunk (just like I go out), threw the mother of Lisa still a volatile Thanks to (at least) and moved on. The police then took the identity of Lisa's still on ... Interestingly, had no personal interest in my carrion. So I think that officials such situations just use to the address / phone no. unsuspecting girls to come. Uniforms do indeed already sexy, but why not dust yet few extra numbers? I should have go to the police and the fire department, I could never take personal. (

Ok, that officials were neither true nor really like to have Lisa thanked the reason that, because they rumgurken for so nen had to pee-use, may have been pissed (haha. .. pee-use - ?.> pissed Got it) Well, rather pissed off than pissed about Lisa squinting * But what about the saying goes, "Would even learned something decent, boy!"

And the moral of the story: Let you never angry demons in a liquid form - the Inquisition will blame you

Pilates Disc Problems

The End of the young Alcoholic

course he is not dead ... Said he would have been perfect then surely a candidate for the Darwin Award . In any case, Lisa has told me now, what else was ever so, and it was not quite as spectacular as expected (no hostage taking, shoot-wild, romantic love scene between officials and the Alki ... shame!). However, I got from my favorite math and physics teachers (Which I never had in math or physics), the following statement on the story:

and DAS will be unspectacular? HERE fantastic so unlikely ... STOCKS, scaffold, publicly undressed! [...] So I know net what you still need (except precious good psychiatrist ...), but if the (quote) should be "completely unspectacular," I know nothing more harm ... * Stunned *


Because this announcement I am now but the end blogging here!

Gallant courage and demonic chants

# # # # Flashback
After a brief stint in the beautiful castle Erding begaben sich die junge, hübsche Prinzessin Lisa und der ehrenvolle Ritter Michael gen Aufhausen, damit der Ritter in glänzender Rüstung seinen Gaul rechtzeitig vor Ankunft der Drachen erreichen konnte. Auf dem Weg zum Pferdestall begab es sich aber, dass ein junger Wandergesell von bösen Dämonen heimgesucht wurde, die dafür sorgten, dass er der menschlichen Sprache nicht mehr mächtig und auch nicht mehr Herr seiner Sinne war. Der tapfere Ritter zögerte natürlich keinen Moment und zog sein Zauberschwert, um die Inquisitoren des Staates Bayerns zu berufen, sich des Jünglings anzunehmen. Der tapfere Ritter machte sich nach Vollendung seiner guten Tat alleine auf den Weg zu den Gäulen, auf die er dann 10-15min warten musste, yes because they abritten until about 0:44!

# # jump back to the present # #
It was now well in such a way that the officials in their blue Ross ... Patrol cars via radio at the control center's phone number inquired of the parents and then phoned them. The mother must be at night around 0:30 certainly happy animal have to have to pick up their intoxicated son. * waiting * muahaha

While the officials, the young Michael (ie the other) and the not so young Lisa (not quite as young as the Michael ... so the other) to the mother, the colleague probably still babbled quite crap and refused to do not fall over on to Lisa. In gratitude for this selfless Readiness for extra rest he gave them a feat for the good in which the stomach contents backwards ... well, you know! With this gift at the feet of Lisa knew in any case "a more beautiful end of the day can you ask not!".

from Audis and the mesh of the policemen

some point finally came the boy's mother said, but not much to it. Quote Lisa: "If looks could kill ..." The mother came to his duly Audi ... The car of choice when his son, as reiert ne fountain to go home must *.

* Tip = Ingo: Interpreting painters tarp - keeps the most expensive Audi dry. Alternatively, large blue garbage bags - it has the advantage that they can stick to the later Audi (after the ride are indeed possibly even self-adhesive: D) and the Audi goes through then as a police car.

After the boy was properly packed in the trunk (just like I go out), threw the mother of Lisa still a volatile Thanks to (at least) and moved on. The police then took the identity of Lisa's still on ... Interestingly, had no personal interest in my carrion. So I think that officials such situations just use to the address / phone no. unsuspecting girls to come. Uniforms do indeed already sexy, but why not dust yet few extra numbers? I should have go to the police and the fire department, I could never take personal. (

Ok, that officials were neither true nor really like to have Lisa thanked the reason that, because they rumgurken for so nen had to pee-use, may have been pissed (haha. .. pee-use - ?.> pissed Got it) Well, rather pissed off than pissed about Lisa squinting * But what about the saying goes, "Would even learned something decent, boy!"

And the moral of the story: Let you never angry demons in a liquid form - the Inquisition will blame you

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Mathematica 5.2 For Students Price

Lang's her ...

...dass ich zuletzt gebloggt habe. Zugegeben - es ist nicht soooo viel Spannendes passiert und mir war auch nicht gerade danach, wegen jedem kleinen, popligen Vorfall einen neuen Post zu erstellen...

Aber jetzt gibt's wieder was zu erzählen!!! Um ein wenig Spannung aufzubauen, nebenstehend mal ein Screenshot meiner Anruferliste von letzter Nacht - klar erkennbar, dass ich gestern bei der Polizei-Notrufzentrale angerufen habe und kurz danach von eben dieser wieder zurückgerufen wurde. ;) Wie es dazu kam? Naja, erst einmal möchte ich generell vom gestrigen Tag erzählen.

Ich hab mich mit Lisa, einer supertollen Freundin aus Erding (mit dem Train from here about 1 hour drive), met after they came a few months ago to Munich to visit me again. In the train, I realized that the web has to end stations funny announcements on the train, which I've never heard of:

Next stop: Eeeeerding. Dear passengers, this is the last stop, please get them all. We appreciate that you used the S-Bahn Munich. "
I found cute and funny, especially as the lascivious" Eeeerding "was uttered by the lady.


in Erding ...

against 17 clock I came in at Erding (Lisa had to work up to 16 hours, so we went not before) and after the welcome led me a little through Erding, where we were also looking for a place to dine, as we both had the day gefuttert yet. We thought that, ultimately, in good Bavarian food. For both of us there was a "Schwabenpfandl" (so much for Bavaria: D), but this was very good (natürlich. .. Swabian which). And I handed Lisa also like my "gift", namely a bottle of wine from Wurttemberg Eisele. Then she thought, however, to drink wine alone is stupid, I conjured up out of my backpack still ne grape juice pack for later to maintain at least the appearance that we should drink with the same drink! : D

After feasting, we went a bit through the pedestrian zone and went after a while then to their home (and at least another 20 to 25min walk), and I could see their school (mine was better: p) and the Erdinger Park crossed . Just a beautiful spot ...

In her home

When we arrived at her clock against 20, we played Wii is only a little bit (yes even better than endgeil ... that the controller is motion-sensitive I would not have thought REAL - but I was already with my iPhone then surprise!), which quickly showed who was in Mario Kart the hammer in your pants ... namely it! -.- However, one must say that I last game before we then follow up to 20:15 on Pro7 switched to Grey's Anatomy won and got * muahaha *.

Before, during and after GA of course we have babble endlessly about God and the world (more about the world, about God and faith we philosophize while eating: D). Then later we are again a round outside and walked around the square, because you have to use such a great weather right now and yes it's a beautiful sound ... uh, mild and pleasant evening was (and I'm still the right decision to pull a shirt over my T-shirt * muahahaha *).

Wii is great sport is stupid, ice cream is great

Back at her back, we played even a round of Wii Sports, where I ... hm ... well ... let's just say that the game has to do it but with more real sport than you think when you look at the result (even though she was already at the 3rd glass of wine and I only at the second glass of grape juice). * Fast on the text * Then there's then the first time a bowl of delicious vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles after me the day before, stopped in front of the nose, that she would eat just now such, and I sat there dumb and my freezer was as empty as my remaining Refrigerator ... that reminds me, I should finally buy ... hm ... according to the blog ... maybe ...

Anyway, it was now 23:30 and she set out to first think about that the walk to the train station is pretty stupid, since it is almost completely non-illuminated (a total of 2.3 km, most of it between fields and fields along) ... and she gets scared alone in the dark. Thus was the original idea that they Aufhausen leads me to the letter to and back from there on my own again and is obviously not optimal for a gentleman like me * cough * of course, excluded. The option to go until the next day and spend the night at Lisa turned out to be impractical: no change of clothes (ok, negligible: D), no contact lens solution / container (and who knows the exact concentration the saline solution by heart?) and no stuffed animal . (

Since we, however, still had enough time (my train - the last one - went off at 0:44 already), I proposed a not quite unumständliche solution for which we then decided: it shows me the way I bring them back home and then I run the way back alone again * g *

On the way to Aufhausen

We went on the road so Aufhausen direction (from A to C).

Larger Map

Thanks to the Perseid meteor stream of the order a little bit with (just angelesenem) Astronomy knowledge zu protzen, sahen wir gestern Abend auch einige Sternschnuppen (it's good to be in Southern Germany - nur dort war der Himmel laut Wetterexperten klar genug, um sie sehen zu können!). Lisa ging jedes mal ab wie ein Zäpfchen, wenn sie eine weitere sah. Der Wein? Wer weiß.... Immerhin schien dieser superlecker gewesen zu sein - wir Schwaben können eben doch alläs außa Hochdoitsch!

Von LEDs, Alkohol und röchelnden Hunden

Und nun zur spannenden Klimax der Geschichte (jaha, ich hab aus 14 *hüstel* Jahren Schule doch noch was mitgenommen). Bei obiger Karte sieht man ja den Punkt B mitten auf dem Weg von Pretzen (Wohngebiet von Erding) nach Aufhausen (auch'n Stadtteil Erdings). "Hinter" this point, so on the road south of it, we could see from afar a bright glow that reminded me of an LED flashlight. Lisa, whose nerves have been strained through the darkness rather, liked it not, but the person or whatever it was, was, after all of our journey still a good distance away. So we followed the road further around the bend and when she told me then stated that he would have only now just ahead, I suggested that we do not turn around now, can the rest later, I would then also create their own.

versa, when we did then, we noticed how the light from before approached our way and this crossing. Lisa panikte even more, especially since the light of her also came a rattling noise. Not just beautiful and I felt it first for a dog or something similar, while Lisa was there for a cough (it should - at least to some extent - be right). The whole thing surprised me only that the light was extremely high up - and who has been on ne torch head height? The

is uneven, bumpy pursuing moving light was seen quite quickly, that the person really was able to walk normally, because the light again and again approached the ground, coupled with a rough sound. The person's words has always placed back on the face. Now muss man kein Genie sein, um sich in den Ferien nachts um 00 Uhr denken zu können, worum es sich dabei handelte. Rischdisch, es konnte ja nur ein Betrunkener sein.

Nachdem "das Licht" dann schön in die Felder plumpste und dann da blieb, sagte ich zu Lisa, ich würde mal nachsehn, ob da alles ok ist oder ob derjenige Hilfe bräuchte (standen ca. 30 bis 50m von ihm entfernt). Sie war da aber vollkommen dagegen. Was, wenn das ein Irrer ist oder mir was passiert oder ihr was passiert und sie will nicht allein warten, während ich zu dem Typen geh und es ist dunkel und so... Naja, in dem Fall konnte ich ihr aber leider ein paar angsterfüllte Minuten nicht ersparen und näherte mich mit iPhone als Taschenlampe bewaffnet dem Types. This was in shorts, T-shirt and a sleeping bag wrapped around the "beautiful between grass and maize, in addition to the explanation of why the light appeared to be at head height:



Talking to on Alki ...

I asked the guy if everything was in good order (which was a rhetorical question rather) and whether he needed help (rhethorisch. ..). The dialogue looked something like this:

Me: "You all right?"
He: "No"
Me: "Can I help you?"
He: "No?"
Me: "Are you cold?"
He: "No"
Me: "Do you really need any help?"
He: "Yes!"
Me: "I target can be no "

He mumbled that he wants to go home but not because he fell all 2m (why that was probably o_O?) and that he lives in Altenerding (about 6km from there) to call someone"
He "? . I asked him if I should call someone ... taxi, ambulance, or someone. He also mumbled that he would pay no ambulance or no police, his parents should have no stress and he has to call his pal Andy, if he arrived home during this ... interesting conversation he was more on his belly in the grass and chatted with the corn rather than with me

I made then the only thing that seemed right at the moment.. I have his pockets were searched and his stolen mobile phone and wallet!


The police - your friend, and location finder

no, of course not .... For now we come to the call list shown above: I have chosen to police emergency call after I'm back to Lisa and told her what could be a surprise for the grass. : D told the officers what happened and roughly described, where we were (not so easy when around you are almost entirely filled). Somewhat's but then I could describe and he said he would inform the people, and use "maximum log 2min back in. seven minutes after the end of the conversation he then called again (this was dann der anonyme Rückruf - schade eigentlich, dass die Polizei Rufnummernunterdrückung hat ;) und erklärte, dass eine Streife in 5min da sein müsse. Ich hab gesagt, dass wir so lange warten, damit die Kollegen ihn auch finden.

Zwischen Anruf und Rückruf überzeugte ich den Alki davon, dass es doch besser sei, wenn er sich auf den Asphalt legt als dort im kalten und nassen Gras rumzuliegen. Sah er auch ein, zog sich an einem Schild an der Straße (diese rot-weißen, die eine Kurve anzeigen) nach oben und fiel mit Schwung wieder schön auf die Schnauze, diesmal wenigstens nicht im Gras. Nach ein wenig Smalltalk über Gott und die Welt (aus dem ersichtlich wurde, dass er 16 Jahre alt ist und Michael M. was called), then finally a car, which turned out actually as a police car.

colleagues recognized the right to happiness, that it is the other boys and not with me to the drunk acting, especially after he stumbled backwards, fell and only good times with the skull thundered against the above-mentioned plate. As it was already about 0:20 now and the plan to the letter once, once back, was once again back in time no longer viable, I suggested Lisa ago predicted that the officials but they should just go home quickly, then I can run the final meter completely alone to the letter. We asked the officials and then they said it was no problem.

So I said goodbye and went then to Light the Aufhausen, and I listened for several minutes, as discussed at the police car with the Alki was (what exactly I do not know yet) and they stood still for a while there. Later, I wrote

Lisa still a SMS that she is at home arrived and it was probably quite a drama yet what she will tell me today. Of course I will report what it's all this is (I'm even looking forward).

Well, and such a beautiful day ended with a hint of adrenaline in the late evening zuenede.

... and now I should go shopping. :) Until next time! =)

way: at the terminus of the U-Bahn in Neuperlach I heard again the lovely voice, "Next stop:. Neuperlach South This is the last stop, get off your all Thank you very much, that they went with the U-Bahn MVV Munich."

Mathematica 5.2 For Students Price

Lang's her ...

...dass ich zuletzt gebloggt habe. Zugegeben - es ist nicht soooo viel Spannendes passiert und mir war auch nicht gerade danach, wegen jedem kleinen, popligen Vorfall einen neuen Post zu erstellen...

Aber jetzt gibt's wieder was zu erzählen!!! Um ein wenig Spannung aufzubauen, nebenstehend mal ein Screenshot meiner Anruferliste von letzter Nacht - klar erkennbar, dass ich gestern bei der Polizei-Notrufzentrale angerufen habe und kurz danach von eben dieser wieder zurückgerufen wurde. ;) Wie es dazu kam? Naja, erst einmal möchte ich generell vom gestrigen Tag erzählen.

Ich hab mich mit Lisa, einer supertollen Freundin aus Erding (mit dem Train from here about 1 hour drive), met after they came a few months ago to Munich to visit me again. In the train, I realized that the web has to end stations funny announcements on the train, which I've never heard of:

Next stop: Eeeeerding. Dear passengers, this is the last stop, please get them all. We appreciate that you used the S-Bahn Munich. "
I found cute and funny, especially as the lascivious" Eeeerding "was uttered by the lady.


in Erding ...

against 17 clock I came in at Erding (Lisa had to work up to 16 hours, so we went not before) and after the welcome led me a little through Erding, where we were also looking for a place to dine, as we both had the day gefuttert yet. We thought that, ultimately, in good Bavarian food. For both of us there was a "Schwabenpfandl" (so much for Bavaria: D), but this was very good (natürlich. .. Swabian which). And I handed Lisa also like my "gift", namely a bottle of wine from Wurttemberg Eisele. Then she thought, however, to drink wine alone is stupid, I conjured up out of my backpack still ne grape juice pack for later to maintain at least the appearance that we should drink with the same drink! : D

After feasting, we went a bit through the pedestrian zone and went after a while then to their home (and at least another 20 to 25min walk), and I could see their school (mine was better: p) and the Erdinger Park crossed . Just a beautiful spot ...

In her home

When we arrived at her clock against 20, we played Wii is only a little bit (yes even better than endgeil ... that the controller is motion-sensitive I would not have thought REAL - but I was already with my iPhone then surprise!), which quickly showed who was in Mario Kart the hammer in your pants ... namely it! -.- However, one must say that I last game before we then follow up to 20:15 on Pro7 switched to Grey's Anatomy won and got * muahaha *.

Before, during and after GA of course we have babble endlessly about God and the world (more about the world, about God and faith we philosophize while eating: D). Then later we are again a round outside and walked around the square, because you have to use such a great weather right now and yes it's a beautiful sound ... uh, mild and pleasant evening was (and I'm still the right decision to pull a shirt over my T-shirt * muahahaha *).

Wii is great sport is stupid, ice cream is great

Back at her back, we played even a round of Wii Sports, where I ... hm ... well ... let's just say that the game has to do it but with more real sport than you think when you look at the result (even though she was already at the 3rd glass of wine and I only at the second glass of grape juice). * Fast on the text * Then there's then the first time a bowl of delicious vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles after me the day before, stopped in front of the nose, that she would eat just now such, and I sat there dumb and my freezer was as empty as my remaining Refrigerator ... that reminds me, I should finally buy ... hm ... according to the blog ... maybe ...

Anyway, it was now 23:30 and she set out to first think about that the walk to the train station is pretty stupid, since it is almost completely non-illuminated (a total of 2.3 km, most of it between fields and fields along) ... and she gets scared alone in the dark. Thus was the original idea that they Aufhausen leads me to the letter to and back from there on my own again and is obviously not optimal for a gentleman like me * cough * of course, excluded. The option to go until the next day and spend the night at Lisa turned out to be impractical: no change of clothes (ok, negligible: D), no contact lens solution / container (and who knows the exact concentration the saline solution by heart?) and no stuffed animal . (

Since we, however, still had enough time (my train - the last one - went off at 0:44 already), I proposed a not quite unumständliche solution for which we then decided: it shows me the way I bring them back home and then I run the way back alone again * g *

On the way to Aufhausen

We went on the road so Aufhausen direction (from A to C).

Larger Map

Thanks to the Perseid meteor stream of the order a little bit with (just angelesenem) Astronomy knowledge zu protzen, sahen wir gestern Abend auch einige Sternschnuppen (it's good to be in Southern Germany - nur dort war der Himmel laut Wetterexperten klar genug, um sie sehen zu können!). Lisa ging jedes mal ab wie ein Zäpfchen, wenn sie eine weitere sah. Der Wein? Wer weiß.... Immerhin schien dieser superlecker gewesen zu sein - wir Schwaben können eben doch alläs außa Hochdoitsch!

Von LEDs, Alkohol und röchelnden Hunden

Und nun zur spannenden Klimax der Geschichte (jaha, ich hab aus 14 *hüstel* Jahren Schule doch noch was mitgenommen). Bei obiger Karte sieht man ja den Punkt B mitten auf dem Weg von Pretzen (Wohngebiet von Erding) nach Aufhausen (auch'n Stadtteil Erdings). "Hinter" this point, so on the road south of it, we could see from afar a bright glow that reminded me of an LED flashlight. Lisa, whose nerves have been strained through the darkness rather, liked it not, but the person or whatever it was, was, after all of our journey still a good distance away. So we followed the road further around the bend and when she told me then stated that he would have only now just ahead, I suggested that we do not turn around now, can the rest later, I would then also create their own.

versa, when we did then, we noticed how the light from before approached our way and this crossing. Lisa panikte even more, especially since the light of her also came a rattling noise. Not just beautiful and I felt it first for a dog or something similar, while Lisa was there for a cough (it should - at least to some extent - be right). The whole thing surprised me only that the light was extremely high up - and who has been on ne torch head height? The

is uneven, bumpy pursuing moving light was seen quite quickly, that the person really was able to walk normally, because the light again and again approached the ground, coupled with a rough sound. The person's words has always placed back on the face. Now muss man kein Genie sein, um sich in den Ferien nachts um 00 Uhr denken zu können, worum es sich dabei handelte. Rischdisch, es konnte ja nur ein Betrunkener sein.

Nachdem "das Licht" dann schön in die Felder plumpste und dann da blieb, sagte ich zu Lisa, ich würde mal nachsehn, ob da alles ok ist oder ob derjenige Hilfe bräuchte (standen ca. 30 bis 50m von ihm entfernt). Sie war da aber vollkommen dagegen. Was, wenn das ein Irrer ist oder mir was passiert oder ihr was passiert und sie will nicht allein warten, während ich zu dem Typen geh und es ist dunkel und so... Naja, in dem Fall konnte ich ihr aber leider ein paar angsterfüllte Minuten nicht ersparen und näherte mich mit iPhone als Taschenlampe bewaffnet dem Types. This was in shorts, T-shirt and a sleeping bag wrapped around the "beautiful between grass and maize, in addition to the explanation of why the light appeared to be at head height:



Talking to on Alki ...

I asked the guy if everything was in good order (which was a rhetorical question rather) and whether he needed help (rhethorisch. ..). The dialogue looked something like this:

Me: "You all right?"
He: "No"
Me: "Can I help you?"
He: "No?"
Me: "Are you cold?"
He: "No"
Me: "Do you really need any help?"
He: "Yes!"
Me: "I target can be no "

He mumbled that he wants to go home but not because he fell all 2m (why that was probably o_O?) and that he lives in Altenerding (about 6km from there) to call someone"
He "? . I asked him if I should call someone ... taxi, ambulance, or someone. He also mumbled that he would pay no ambulance or no police, his parents should have no stress and he has to call his pal Andy, if he arrived home during this ... interesting conversation he was more on his belly in the grass and chatted with the corn rather than with me

I made then the only thing that seemed right at the moment.. I have his pockets were searched and his stolen mobile phone and wallet!


The police - your friend, and location finder

no, of course not .... For now we come to the call list shown above: I have chosen to police emergency call after I'm back to Lisa and told her what could be a surprise for the grass. : D told the officers what happened and roughly described, where we were (not so easy when around you are almost entirely filled). Somewhat's but then I could describe and he said he would inform the people, and use "maximum log 2min back in. seven minutes after the end of the conversation he then called again (this was dann der anonyme Rückruf - schade eigentlich, dass die Polizei Rufnummernunterdrückung hat ;) und erklärte, dass eine Streife in 5min da sein müsse. Ich hab gesagt, dass wir so lange warten, damit die Kollegen ihn auch finden.

Zwischen Anruf und Rückruf überzeugte ich den Alki davon, dass es doch besser sei, wenn er sich auf den Asphalt legt als dort im kalten und nassen Gras rumzuliegen. Sah er auch ein, zog sich an einem Schild an der Straße (diese rot-weißen, die eine Kurve anzeigen) nach oben und fiel mit Schwung wieder schön auf die Schnauze, diesmal wenigstens nicht im Gras. Nach ein wenig Smalltalk über Gott und die Welt (aus dem ersichtlich wurde, dass er 16 Jahre alt ist und Michael M. was called), then finally a car, which turned out actually as a police car.

colleagues recognized the right to happiness, that it is the other boys and not with me to the drunk acting, especially after he stumbled backwards, fell and only good times with the skull thundered against the above-mentioned plate. As it was already about 0:20 now and the plan to the letter once, once back, was once again back in time no longer viable, I suggested Lisa ago predicted that the officials but they should just go home quickly, then I can run the final meter completely alone to the letter. We asked the officials and then they said it was no problem.

So I said goodbye and went then to Light the Aufhausen, and I listened for several minutes, as discussed at the police car with the Alki was (what exactly I do not know yet) and they stood still for a while there. Later, I wrote

Lisa still a SMS that she is at home arrived and it was probably quite a drama yet what she will tell me today. Of course I will report what it's all this is (I'm even looking forward).

Well, and such a beautiful day ended with a hint of adrenaline in the late evening zuenede.

... and now I should go shopping. :) Until next time! =)

way: at the terminus of the U-Bahn in Neuperlach I heard again the lovely voice, "Next stop:. Neuperlach South This is the last stop, get off your all Thank you very much, that they went with the U-Bahn MVV Munich."